Nothing original since 2026
What is this
There are a hundred cat coins. This is the one that admits it.
Every new coin swears it is different. Fresh vision, real utility, a roadmap with four quarters on it. Then it turns out to be the same cat with a new hat.
Copycat skips that part. We are not original and we are not going to pretend otherwise. There is no roadmap. There is no utility. There is a cat at a photocopier and it is not slowing down.
The bit
Every week, whatever cat coin is trending, we photocopy it. Badly. Crooked, off-colour, toner running out.
We never run out of material, because the internet never runs out of cat coins. That is the whole engine and it does not need a roadmap to keep turning.
No promises
We have not committed to a single deliverable and we intend to keep that streak alive.
No team page
No anonymous founders in sunglasses. Just a cat with access to office equipment.
No original ideas
Structurally impossible. It is in the name.
How to buy
1Wallet
Install Phantom. It is a free browser extension and a phone app. Write your recovery phrase on paper. Never type it into anything.
2Get SOL
Buy Solana on any exchange, or straight inside Phantom. Only send what you are fine never seeing again.
3Check the address
Copy the contract address below from this site only. Fake Copycats will exist. That is, admittedly, very funny and also your problem.
4Swap
Paste it into Jupiter or pump.fun and swap your SOL. That is it. There is no step five.
NOT LAUNCHED YET — no contract address exists. Anyone giving you one right now is scamming you.
THE HONEST PART
$COPYCAT is a joke about cat coins that happens to be a cat coin. It has no utility, no roadmap, no team, no revenue, and no mechanism by which it becomes worth anything.
It is not an investment and nothing here is financial advice. Nobody is promising you a return, because there is nobody here to promise it. Meme coins overwhelmingly go to zero, and this one very likely will too.
Buy it the way you would buy a novelty t-shirt: with money whose disappearance would not change your week. If you are trying to make rent, you are in the wrong place, and we mean that sincerely.